The Audition

7:30 AM

Alarm

Harley drags her sharp claw across my chest

Fuck

Think of something I'm grateful for

The dog for sure

Feet touch the cold hard wood floor

Heel spurs

Teeth

Eyes

Conceal  scar
Hair

8:00 AM

Scavenge through numerous athletic looks
Same pants.....embarassing
Discard every one
End up with the original outfit
Pick perfect warm up song
Rufus, Lady Antebellum.

Nope

Amy Whinehouse
Done
Spread blanket out on floor
Stretch

8:30 AM                                                         

Hot hot hot super hot shower
Vocalize
Humm

Disaster

Dry hair
Spike
Sing some more
Get dressed (if I can choose)
Walk Harls
Continue to bugg
Two shoes
Dancebelt
Two socks
Hot jazz pants
Where's my f*ng book?!
Dig
Find                                                         
Dust off cob webs
Which two tank tops?
Done
Sing...sing...sing into pillow
True
Wallet
Keys
Phone
Go

9:00 AM

Hit the pavement

Places to front door

Slam                                     
Ice coffee
Swipe

Train 4min

Morning crowd....Gross

Delay

Duh

Rage

Express

Tear of joy

Times Square......finally

Switch to local

Exit with a quickness

Bust a move

35th and 8th

Weave in and out

Nasty mid town

Fashion cattle shuffling about

Horrible herds

Starbucks

Venti

Extra shot

Go

9:47 AM

Sign in slowly

Wait for elevator

Which room?

Wrong floor

Fuck

Get in line

Get on list

Sign in again

Change

Stretch

IPod

Resume

Staple headshot

Headphones

List credits

Wait

Wait some more

Show jacket sighting.....kill me!            

 #47?

Yup!

Get in line

Wait

Tune out bossy Broadway bottoms               
Walk in
Try and squeeze to the front
Gag
Slap myself
Focus
Stay moving
Break it down
Kick Lay back
Ball change
Whack
Ouch
I'm too old for this shit!
Whiplash
Split
Three at a time
One at a time
Again
Wait
Sing if I'm lucky
Headphones
Wait
Cut
Rude

11:30 AM

Change
Storm out
H&M retail therapy
Subway
96th st doom
Wait forever
Boom....home
Harley kisses and licks
Tinkle
Tootsie roll
Double magic

Smoke                                                  

2:15 PM

Off to the gay bar
Train #3
Stress
McDonalds smoothie
Say a prayer

3:00  PM

Add Rum
Lay Mats
Ice
Booze
Fruit
Delivery of DOOM!
Gag

4:00 PM

Facebook
Subway (sandwich shop)
Lug
Schlep
Haul
Lift
Wash
Stack
Keg Drag
Repeat a hundred thousand times


5:45 PM

Black out
Stack
Walk

Wash

Collect

Walk

Dry cleaners                       
Walk
Slice
Chop
Walk
Walk
Repeat

7:00 PM

Shots
Drink some more
Kill more time

9:45 PM

Texting frenzy
Pack
Count
Claim
Roll

10:15 PM

Train #4
Delay
Deli
Halal cart.
Red Velvet Ice cream
Home

11:04 PM

Free Ann Frank
Release fat girl from cage (myself)
Crack Law and Order case or twenty
Smoke
Blog
Snugs
Bye
Repeat